[He decides to troll a bit with text first.]

As you all know, I have been incarcerated these past few weeks, forced to wear things I hesitate to refer to as clothes, with nary a skin or hair product in sight... Oh how dreadful it has been. Yet for all of my struggles I have found light at the end of the tunnel. Ladies and gentlemen... For your ( Read more... )

[It's some time after the sirens when Blaine makes this post. His face comes on the network he's trying not to see as freaked out and worried as he is ( Read more... )

So. People. [ASSUMING ALL THE KIDLETS ARE IN BED BY NOW.]

I. [A pause.] I come to ask advice of you.

Say there is someone that you like. Someone you happen to be dating. And- [Oh god this is so embarassing WHY.] say that you were wishing to seduce them. What would be the best methods that you know of?

[And no, he's not taking gender differences into ( Read more... )

I'll tell you what, Siren's Port. You know what I miss, is the newspaper. When was the last time you held an honest-to-God newspaper in your hands--just smellin' that ink, really smellin' it-- Reading it on these little screens, it isn't the same ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on, and the first thing that can be seen is Kurt dressed in all black--specifically, a skin-tight shirt and skinny jeans, a sequined vest and a scarf. Behind him are two girls in sleek black leotards, easily identifiable as Ahiru and Xion.

Without further ado, the music starts. What is seen is an exact replica of this performance ( Read more... )

[The first noticeable thing, when the feed clicks on, is the sound of a voice. It's high, melodic and pitch-perfect, and it becomes apparent right away that Kurt is in a much better mood than he was last time.]

--came from the people, they need to adore me ( Read more... )

[When the NV comes on, Sylar's lounging back in a chair, comfortable as can be. Because that's what he does. He adapts.

Or pretends to. While talking in a smarmy voice.]

So, you know. I've got this problem. I was minding my own business, having my little family reunion one minute, and the next? I'm here. I got my own apartment, which was nice, ( Read more... )

[The video starts, and a boy with perfectly coiffed hair and reddened eyes peers at the screen. It looks as though he's trying very hard to put up a front, holding his head up high and deftly hiding the fact that he'd been crying for the past half hour.I suppose this is how I'm going to be communicating around here. It's better than nothing, I ( Read more... )

[It's rather early in the morning when this post hits the network, a testament to one young woman's growing insomnia. At least, this time, she used it towards something more productive.]Good morning, Siren's Port. We've had several new people flooding into the diamond and Tower Apartments this week. I know that the accommodations aren't exactly up ( Read more... )